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" A+ J8 J9 G4 l8 N) m7 X在Miss Nelson is missing里，尼尔森老师为了让“熊学生”们变乖，使用了一点小技俩：扮成一个凶狠的老师：Viola Swamp。熊孩子们终于消停了！; p# |1 w G1 M1 ]7 }2 ~5 _* D* g) W
3 G+ g6 u) D, H) \' F这本Miss Nelson is back里，Miss Nelson要去切除扁桃体，需要离开一周。
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# j U" h c1 _; R i班上的孩子们，会怎么度过这一周呢。你绝对想不到！* ~( d9 E6 q1 M' g5 }
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) s1 q5 \7 s5 \2 yOne Friday Miss Nelson told her class
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“I’ll be away next week.” she said.
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6 k, @( ~: u" j2 ~7 Y5 q; ?: e. X$ z“And I expect you to behave.”) l s2 w0 u+ g' x' }
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/ c* |& V' Y" t6 M/ k k# j“Yes, Miss Nelson,” said the kids in 207./ t3 ~) v! O8 A* S4 l; a2 k
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星期五，奈尔森老师告诉她的班级，5 v- v; v- E$ R: ~% I
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“下周我不在，”她说，“你们要乖乖的哦！”
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“没问题，奈尔森老师，”207班的孩子们说。6 ]( b% q% r& e" n. k
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# u/ G1 M( p! _, n“Wow!” said the kids. “While Miss Nelson) B4 S: Y$ `6 ^- ], p4 R, m8 @
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“Not so fast!” said a big kid from 309.$ {' F8 {+ ?6 o2 P
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4 Q9 U+ @# J7 H! L“Haven’t you ever heard of Viola Swamp?”! }: q( B4 v7 [) r
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- p5 H8 a5 Z0 ~. h" O" Z' ~“哇！”孩子们说，“奈尔森老师不在，, f) [& O" y. R' }: x! S/ e: _" a8 T
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“别高兴的太早！”309班的一个大孩子说道，2 A3 w7 {0 I5 ]9 E! J9 a7 Y, D. Y# I! r" b
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“你们没听说过维奥拉斯旺普老师吗？”! n1 h4 w, O. C, T+ ?. b: ?# w0 D4 u% l* N. `9 _; T' C, e/ y
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“Who?” said Miss Nelson’s kids." S( b6 S+ j1 K, p
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7 |+ m3 c. E0 d8 T“Miss Swamp is the meanest substitute
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0 H7 ]5 G9 a7 M' T" [9 @) x6 q8 S“Nobody acts up when she’s around.”1 ~' Z6 t- z8 \7 {
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“Oooh,” said Miss Nelson’s kids.# s5 ]- ?0 E7 G4 Y, {1 Z7 R6 q0 r; G4 v" T7 W" f
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“She’s a real witch,” said the big kid.
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“Oooh,” said Miss Nelson’s kids.6 F2 }- R* Y. Y, v3 c
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* }4 K) l; Q1 n( S“I’ll just bet you get the Swamp!” said the big kid.7 R. [2 O F- h0 n/ m9 Z" R1 v- d
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“谁？”奈尔森老师班上的孩子问。0 u P- a3 m4 w1 y2 S: |6 k, j- R x/ P1 @6 P1 f" u, F
" U! m) }! ~' Z5 ~- H“维奥拉斯旺普老师是世界上最坏的代课老师，”8 [( A# u1 Q: e8 g5 d9 X& [' ?! q" a; d8 `' i; q
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( I! I: z- u) U Z6 e4 I) d大孩子说道，“要是她在附近呀，没人高兴得起来。”
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“哎哟，”奈尔森老师班上的孩子说，
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4 K+ m m* d4 `“她简直是个女巫，“大孩子说道，
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2 ]3 D# t5 ?2 t; \8 W“哎哟，“奈尔森老师班的孩子说，; g. u, t3 c2 r7 N) ^/ ^7 y& N6 W) ]- ?7 n$ V: b2 V
* E) a5 v/ I, U/ a0 j3 X“我打赌斯旺普老师来你们班代课！”大孩子说。1 w7 Q0 ]1 _2 n3 v+ {2 d& N
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3 E5 L, _2 t+ O7 S$ qOn Monday morning Miss Nelson’s& B1 b& S: k6 B. c- r- O) E8 @; Y1 o
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4 s% l1 x$ ?( y* F1 y/ aThey were very nervous.
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Some of them had not slept well all weekend.
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) T7 W% u- M, k: [$ h! E“If we get the Swamp, I’ll just die,” said one kid.
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0 U( n1 s. ]8 YThey heard footsteps in the hall.# V+ k; {) K; y$ T6 |, ]! g! D* z5 p) k7 V+ ?6 Q0 e
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“要是我们真的分到了斯旺普老师，( r5 i/ K# a4 y2 a
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他们听到走廊上响起了脚步声。, ^2 `# H4 x+ Y( b+ o7 d" N
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" o5 P3 b' m/ LSlowly the knob turned. 0 F. m: S% C3 q9 V
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And the door opened…
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慢慢地，门把手转了起来，门渐渐打开了…& M% K& ]- f- c9 V9 s& z8 P" P/ B+ P8 W" j6 C: @1 e
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“我亲自管你们班，”他说。: P+ H4 ]% |( D# I) ?* j
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奈尔森班的孩子们松了一口气，3 |: K8 z! G! x: L
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) K4 J( X3 v+ U6 Z& b0 ]All morning Mr. Blandsworth tried to - m3 y) B# P8 k) ~0 v
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6 ~! U' {4 W) f) H% I" |amuse the class with his corny card tricks. ; J- E* Z6 g7 y- j2 P' |, d4 _% K& ]3 \. \( ?: m, j7 b' L
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“Oh, brother,” said the class.3 Z! E4 |0 f0 f7 O9 Z* m
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* L# }( p1 T7 W- O“This is kids’stuff,” said the class.
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整个早上布兰德斯沃思先生都在表演老掉牙0 D+ u4 c+ F* D: o2 }8 {8 F; v+ a9 w# b- I) k; ^
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那天下午布兰德斯沃思先生展示了他最喜欢的皮影戏，6 @5 G5 w% {2 q: \" g' h# Q8 G6 _
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8 v1 h6 \7 Q" i4 ?1 g# s2 GAnd for two days Mr.Blandsworth 3 @4 ` j! N) H9 @& N* K+ u9 H
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